Your fearless leader on the Crusade is a pasty nonagenarian who likes his cars chopped, his tunes loud, and his french fries extra greasy. He has rebuilt his custom rat rod, Wipeout, more times than he can count. That’s because he’s also been in more crashes than he can remember. Texder may be a little rough around the edges, but ultimately his heart (or at least his ribcage) is in the right place. Just remember to do as he says, not as he does.
Boo Boo is a fan of warm laps, loud doorbells, and things that smell especially bad. He is in constant motion, which includes his incessantly yapping jaw. He was runner up to Bling Bling in the Frisbee Dog World Championship three years running, a fact that still causes many sleepless nights.